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Search Industry Conference Drinking Game – How Many Can You Do This Week?

Posted: 14 Aug 2012 05:31 AM PDT

Since many people are at a conference this week – both Affiliate Summit and SES San Francisco, thought it would be fun to play the Search Industry Conference Drinking Game.  How many points can you rack up this week – and if enough people posting their points totals, I’ll bribe Jeremy to send Shoemoney shirts to the top point scorer.  I know some people have made a pretty good dent into this list already.  And you have to list details, because we all want to know who has the drink with the pink umbrella in it and whose ringtone was the Spice Girls “Spice Up Your Life”.

1 point/drink

  • Someone mentions Panda or Penguin
  • Someone asks where the party is
  • Someone forgets their conference badge to get into a party
  • Someone remembers Jeeves fondly
  • Someone says something to the effect of OMG Marissa Mayer
  • Matt Cutts surrounded by fewer than a dozen people (no bathrooms don't count!)
  • Matt McGown, Mike Grehan, Missy Ward, Shawn Collins, Danny Sullivan or Brett Tabke buys the table a round of drinks
  • Share a kiss with Brandy from Webmaster Radio
  • Spot a male with a chick drink
  • Someone tries to buy links
  • Someone talks about advertising on a network other than Google AdWords
  • Someone uses Bing as their primary search engine
  • If you recognize Bing's Dwayne Forrester in the bar
  • Hear someone's phone go off in the middle of a session (and +1 more if you can name the ringtone)
  • Pick up more than 10 pieces of swag in the expo hall
  • Someone speculates about who SEOBitch really is

2 points/drinks

  • Share a drink with a former or present WebmasterWorld moderator
  • Someone says they loved Penguin or Panda
  • Someone admits why they got banned from AdSense
  • Someone admits getting a client’s site banned in Google
  • Get interviewed for WebmasterRadio or another industry podcast
  • Talk to someone who has made a G+ post each day for the last 7 days
  • Scoop up more than 20 pieces of swag at the expo hall
  • Listen to someone drunk share TMI
  • Someone tells you about their negative SEO campaign against a competitor (and +1 more if they were targeting an SEO industry competitor)

3 points/drinks

  • Spot Matt Cutts in the bar

Have fun!

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